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College Life Hacks

Some amazing life hacks for the broke college student. You’re welcome!

 

Coffee Maker Hot Dogs

You don’t have a stove to boil water, but you want to heat up some hot dogs for your poverty dinner? Use your coffee maker, bruh! You can put the buns on top, so you don’t even need a plate.

 

Washer Cooler

Turn your washing machine into a cooler with some ice (which you probably jacked from a nearby hotel ice machine or something). Cold beer is much more important than clean clothes.

 

Tennis Racket Pasta Strainer

Maybe you enjoy a nice game of tennis now and then, but you forgot to buy a strainer for when you cook some noodles. It looks like these life hackers are making ravioli! Fancy.

 

Cheat Sheet Life Hack

This is mostly for women, but maybe men will start wearing stockings to do this as well.

 

Poverty Cups

Turn old plastic bottles into a variety of cups. Get creative, it’s college!

 

Dorm Room Hot Tub

Good luck with your flooding the building goals of this school year, gentlemen!

 

Bunk Couches

Whether you need to use them as beds (because you’re broke and in college) or just to have more people in the room during epic parties and video game sessions, it doesn’t matter. This is a great idea and you’ll have so much more room for activities!

 

Water Fountain Refill

This is how you get a ton of water for free. (Nothing about college is free, but we can pretend.)

 

Poverty Beer Fountain

What is this? Am I in heaven?!

 

Improvise

So you partied too hard and snapped your arm in half? Now you have a cast around your arm and the doctor said you probably can’t hold a bottle for a few weeks. He lied to you, because he forgot you can just tape bottles to your hand! This reminds me of that Edward Beerhands game.

 

Ironing

Not your clothes. Use your iron as a stove when you you’re broke-as-fuck living in a filthy dorm.

You can even use it to heat up a delicious slice of left over pizza. That’s why irons are shaped like that.

 

Chair Desk

No desk in sight? Just use a chair!

 

Fake Arm

How to use your phone to cheat on a test. Don’t get caught and we didn’t give you this tip!

 

Phone Speakers

So classy!

 

Food Processor

Just attach knives to a fan and throw whatever you want to chop at it. This is extremely dangerous, but YOLO right? No, wrong. Do not attempt this, ever.

 

Beer Can Shower Head

This is a thing. Holy hell!

 

Now you can improve your college life with our great tips like a boss!

About Sascha Brian

Sascha Brian
Known around here as "the German", I am indeed German, but have also spent some time traveling the world. With 10 years of my life spent in the United States, rumor has it that I may even know how to grill a great burger. I don't wear socks with sandals any longer, but I still drink beer and eat sauerkraut like a German. When I'm not writing about motivational and inspirational people on Like A Boss, I can usually be found lifting things up and putting them back down in my garage gym (a.k.a. the dungeon).

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