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Signs You Shouldn’t Get Married Yet

Should you be getting engaged to be married? Probably not, if you’re asking yourself that. Here are some signs that you’re not ready!

 

1. You’re Essentially Dating Netflix

If you spend your evenings watching Netflix until you pass out in a pile of potato chips, you’re not ready for marriage young grasshopper!

 

2. What Are You Having For Dinner?

If you can’t answer that question… you guessed it! You’re not ready.

 

3. No Plus One For Weddings

You’re invited to a wedding and can’t find a date? And you want to get married?!

 

4. You Send Drunk Texts To Your Mom

Instead of your hookup, you have to send drunk texts to your mom because she’s the only woman in your life right now.

 

5. You Feel Terrible For Engaged Friends

When you see someone got engaged on Facebook, a feeling of fear for them and yourself overcomes you.

 

6. You Think Wedding Pictures Are Annoying

If you hate them so much, maybe you shouldn’t take any of your own yet.

 

7. When You See Wedding Gowns, You Don’t See Yourself In Them

This is a dead giveaway that you aren’t prepared (yet).

 

8. Ever Check Out A Bridal Magazine?

If not, maybe you don’t need to get engaged yet.

 

9. Not In Your Budget

Having trouble covering your weekend bar tab? Then it’s not time to plan a wedding!

 

10. When You See A Diamond Ring, You Think About How Much You’d Sell It For…

You know… to pay off student loans or buy drugs. We don’t judge.

 

11. You Lose Socks Doing Laundry

How can anyone ever trust you with their heart?

 

12. You Dread The “So, Are You Seeing Anyone?” Conversation

At family gatherings, THIS is the conversation you absolutely want to avoid.

 

13. You Don’t Associate A Perfect Romance Or Love Life With Marriage

Then we have an extremely simple solution for you: Don’t get married!

 

We hope this helps. Think twice before you get married, because it should ideally be a lifetime commitment.

About Sascha Brian

Sascha Brian
Known around here as "the German", I am indeed German, but have also spent some time traveling the world. With 10 years of my life spent in the United States, rumor has it that I may even know how to grill a great burger. I don't wear socks with sandals any longer, but I still drink beer and eat sauerkraut like a German. When I'm not writing about motivational and inspirational people on Like A Boss, I can usually be found lifting things up and putting them back down in my garage gym (a.k.a. the dungeon).

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